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hydratai 

A hydratai is when your mobile has a mind of its own and refuses to write the word sweetheart. When an apple meets the galaxy... the dictionary goes out the window... LOL

Jen 2022
YOU ARE MY HYDRATAI. AND EVERYONE NEEDS A HYDRATAI in their life!
hydratai by V8/maserati August 8, 2022

hydration station 

Any device or system that dispenses clean water for drinking.

term made popular by @SeanAquino snapchat
Person: "It's real hot today, but we here.. at the Hydration Station! Always stay hydrated"

Hydration Nation 

A nation created to let others drink water as free men. It was created by the founding fathers.
Teacher: Don’t drink water in class
Student: I can if I want I a member of the Hydration Nation

Hydrafail 

Fucked up to the highest degree. The highest form of FAIL. FAIL on an epic, massive scale.
The American drug policy = hydrafail.
Hydrafail by Dude of Life November 5, 2008

Collective Hydration Phenomenon 

The fascinating phenomenon that occurs when 2 or more people are eating at a table, with their drinks in front of them, and everybody at the table reaches for their drink at the same time, leaving the table in an awkward silence.
"Slurp......slurp.....slurp...."
Collective Hydration Phenomenon

hydration session 

To have a drink usually a beer
Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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