husch

A soft, round dad-belly.

The child gleefully drove his Hot Wheels across Dada's husch.

husch by Pterodactyl John October 15, 2021

Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.

- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.

Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

hush crime by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

huich

A smart boy who loves emo hats

I love to see that huich

huich by Ewsa May 20, 2021

Hunchitis 

A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.

Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.

Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.

Hunchitis by jVarmi October 25, 2019

polynesian hush puppy 

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.

I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

polynesian hush puppy by the_duffy_jew February 15, 2019

hubchub 

Whataburger's famed Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. Undoubtedly the greatest fast food breakfast of all time.
Used as an abbreviation for maximum efficiency while ordering your honey butter chicken biscuits.

Whataburger Employee: "Can I take your order?"
Customer: "Uhhh.. yeah could I get like 15 hubchubs?"
Employee: "haha yeah I suppose. Would you a drink with that?"
Customer: "Hell yes. Dr. Pepper."

hubchub by Southern Gentleman. November 19, 2010