A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

hurvitz by Hadji April 24, 2006

Horwitzer

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.

I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.

Horwitzer by Heman2020 August 21, 2011

Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

Jake Herwitz by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026