hurwitz

to get blacked out drunk to the point of not remembering anything that happened the night before. Often the forgotten behavior is inappropriate.

"I got hurwitz drunk last night and I have no idea what happened! or why there's a chicken in my room."

by balemoon April 6, 2013

hurwitz

one who is repeatedly flaunted in their desire to go out dancing by other committments.

I got hurwitzed last night when I could have been out with my friends. Such a downer!

by mn4life May 14, 2006

lily hurwitz

A retard

“That lily Hurwitz is a fag”

by Atejdbwlmd October 21, 2019

hurvitz

A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

by Hadji April 24, 2006

Horwitzer

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.

I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.

by Heman2020 August 21, 2011

Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013