Horvitz

A woman who jokes about their traumatic past instead of getting a therapist.

Stop being such a horvitz...no seriously bro you need help.

by PussyeatingCunt February 29, 2024

richard horvitz

How do not know who this legend is he is the voice actor for moxxie from helluvaboss or invader zim also kaos from the sky landers nexflix series etc

Guy 1: hey that character sounds like invader zim
Guy 2: that character is probably voiced by Richard Horvitz

by Some (random) Dude October 4, 2022

hurvitz

A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

by Hadji April 24, 2006

Horwitzer

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.

I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.

by Heman2020 August 21, 2011