humpy bumpers 

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

humpy bumpers by MikeZack March 27, 2008

hump bumper 

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

hump bumper by AugDog August 15, 2006