human puppy
Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
human puppy by Deadjockman April 3, 2021
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Human Puppet Show
Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.
A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.
Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!
(Thunderous applause)
Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!
Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?
Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!
Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??
Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!
Laughter abounds from the crowd!
Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!
(Thunderous applause)
Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!
Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?
Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!
Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??
Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!
Laughter abounds from the crowd!
Human Puppet Show by theinstigator October 18, 2016
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Human Puppet
The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.
Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."
Doc," What do you mean?"
Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."
Doc," What do you mean?"
Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."
Human Puppet by Doc Warren July 1, 2010
Human Puppet
Human Puppet by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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