Term that envelops the set of hyper-niche, relatable circumstances that are extremely specific yet super relatable.
"Yo, is it just me, or does it feel cursed when your mom gives your phone back and it feels 30% smaller and strangely cold?"
"Bro, stop. I thought I was a freak for noticing that. It’s like the phone went to another dimension for five minutes."
"Exactly. It’s just part of the human experience."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"