HSFU simply means He's So Fucking Useless. Created in the depths of 'Epic Win Convo of Epicness' in MSN.
| /b/en | says: --- is like | /b/en | says: wtf is fap
| /b/en | says: i was like double face palm | /b/en | says: and told him to grow a cock
| /b/en | says: HSFU
You're watching an instagram video of someone making a grilled cheese sandwich, when the money shot comes up and they pull the two halves away from eachother and that gooey, stringy bit looks so damn sexy you send it to your best friend/roommate with the message "hsfmu"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.