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hoverability

the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."
by polecat13 June 28, 2009
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Hyperability

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability
Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute
by OHJ February 1, 2015
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