You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
A prank, that is primarily partaken in the south, where in the middle of the night a person or group of people sneak into another person's yard to throw toilet paper all over their house, lawn furniture, trees, bushes etc.
A successful run is done undetected. If you're busted it doesn't count as them getting "rolled".
McKenzie: You guys bailed pretty early during the Homecoming dance, where'd you guys all go?
Hailey: Well, we got bored so we went and were rolling a house of one of the teachers who was supervising the dance.
Alex: Hey man! Passed down Parker Blvd. this morning.. dude.. Jordan's house got rolled hard.
David: It was us. Don't tell anyone though. He swore up and down no one would roll him cause' no one knew where he lived.
Alex: Ha! That poor bastard.
A lesser-known variation on the rickroll mostly used on b3ta, where one surreptitiously directs someone to the DeAgostini "I Love Horses" website, with the intent of irritating them with its brainworm of a jingle.
Person1: Here, check out this link!
Person2: I love horses? wtf?
Person1: Lol, horserolled.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!