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House points 

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.
Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers
House points by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019
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Ten Points to (harry potter house here) 

Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw

point your house

CB slanguage for, "turn your antenna".
He asked if I could point my house at him more, but I said it was omnidirectional.
point your house by Downstrike August 31, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008