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House husband 

Someone who knows women dont belong in the kitchen. Theyy are very loving and dont mind making sure the wife comes home to a clean house and happy kids. This is one of my favorite words. Every person should have a househusband. When the house husband and the wife are alone in the house, the husband will cook with only an apron on. ;)
"Girl, i wish my man was a house husband!"
"You have a househusband?...man that is AWESOME!"
"I have to get me a house husband!!!"
House husband by Plumber Girl 123 September 1, 2013
Word of the Day on June 15, 2014
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house husband 

A man who acts tough but is actually a big sissy.

a coward

a sissy
Jeremy : 'What did you call me? I'm gonna kick your ass!'
Brian : 'Shut up Jeremy, we all know you're a big house husband'
house husband by Nick Flanagan December 10, 2007

House Husband 

Term for someone who takes care of kids, gay for the dad or not.
Person: Hey, how is sapphire doing?
Dad: She is doing well, the House Husband is taking care of her!
Person: Good, can't wait to see my daughter/son grow!
House Husband by Misster September 20, 2019

Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.
-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*
Househusband by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

househusband

(n.) King of the castle. Ruler of the roost... until his wife comes home from work. This is one of the lowest titles a man can have, often said to be lower than unemployed. This is the masculine form of the word housewife.
-Do you think Lucas will ever have a job?

-No, but I think he would be a good househusband anyway.

househusband

A term that shouldn't even exist due to thousands of years of sociobiological and anthropological evidence in gender role. However, this word is a testament to the awful power of political correctness, which forces gender relativeness in all words. (Since housewife is a gender specific term applying to females, there should also be a polar term describing males, thus househusband)
Examples of other terms invented by political correctness: policewoman, firewoman, servicewoman...
househusband by Varton February 8, 2004

HouseHusband

Housewife but for guys; househusband

-example of a househusband:

Daniel-slave
He’s a househusband
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