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House Head 

The groggy feeling you get when you haven't gone outside, or moved around all day.
I've been lounging all day, I can't shake this house head.
House Head by South H3llgin July 13, 2011

house head 

someone who has a big ass head, a phat ass head, that bitch is humongous. see opparnate
good morning to everyone except nate, he got a house head.
house head by bitch binch December 22, 2018

Horse Head in the Bed 

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.
Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.
Horse Head in the Bed by jeffye September 10, 2011

Hose Head 

Taken from Canadien slang, "Hoser", which carries two meanings in Canuck culture. The first, given to the losing team of a hockey game whose job was to hose down the ice after the game. Second came from the gas shortage in Canada decades ago, desperate Canadiens would be caught sucking fuel from cars with make shift garden siphon.
Good game hose heads, have fun mopping the ice.
Hose Head by Vinnie Boombatz. September 21, 2015

hose-head 

A Dick-head (literally a Penis-head), a Prick.
That police officer that gave me a traffic ticket is a real Hose-head.
hose-head by Doctor No February 28, 2011

Horse Head 

When a woman gives head so bad that it feels like sandpaper and worms.
We were at a stoplight right, and she went down, and i had to tell her to stop. After i told her she was giving horse head, she got out and found a tool in less then 6.29 minutes.
Horse Head by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 1, 2010
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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