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hotter than blue blazes 

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside
Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.
You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!
HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.
Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

HOTarexia 

An affliction comparable to anorexia except instead of sufferers believing that they are fat, Hotarexics believe they are HOT.
Hoterexics are often shocked by mirrors and photo’s when they believed they were looking a lot hotter.
Hotarexics can be of varying degrees of attractiveness from low to moderate to high but nothing compared to their inflated self perception of extreme hotness.
Roisin “Wait! That photo must be wrong, I could have sworn I was looking hotter than that last night. . . in my mind, I am so much better looking
Brooke “What you’ve got there, is a good ol’ fashioned case of hotarexia”
HOTarexia by carsonator September 30, 2011

what starts with p and ends with orn and is the hottest part of the movie industry 

The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.
"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"