Hot turd 

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

Hot turd by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

Hot Battered Turd 

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

Hot Battered Turd by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

hot air over a turd 

fart

Gary: I have to bust ass.

Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!

hot air over a turd by jahezzie August 4, 2008