hot pocket

a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.

yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket

by Tricky77 September 08, 2012

hot pocket

A women's vagina.

I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket

by naughty nikki December 29, 2013

hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

hot pocket

when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket

man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket

by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

hot pocket

n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove

The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!

by SASQUATCH September 09, 2012

hot pocket

the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find

"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"

by that guy eating a taco October 16, 2009

hot pocket

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

by Joe Malone April 24, 2008