hot pocket

yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket
by Tricky77 September 09, 2012
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I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket
by naughty nikki December 30, 2013
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hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007
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when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket
man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket
by darkoathangel May 18, 2020
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n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove
The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!
by SASQUATCH April 10, 2012
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the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find
"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"
by that guy eating a taco October 16, 2009
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1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.
Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!
by Joe Malone April 25, 2008
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