Definitions by darkoathangel

hot pocket 

when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket

man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket

hot pocket by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

Down south blowtorch 

When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.

Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.

Down south blowtorch by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

kobe 

when you slam your balls into a girls ass

yo dude i totally kobe that girl

kobe by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

gamestop 

when a hooker charges $50 but you sell your dick for 25 cents

dude your just like gamestop

gamestop by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

vapeal 

when you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and blow a cloud of vape inside and she farts a ring

dude watch this girl do a vapeal

vapeal by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

burger king 

when you have a 3 way with a hermaphrodite and a girl you both get to have it your way

hey honey want to try burger king

burger king by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

king tut 

when her ass is so good you bury your dick in it for thousands of years

her ass so good im gonna do a king tut

king tut by darkoathangel February 27, 2020