When a person has qualities that would normally be arousing or alluring (good looks, money, expensive car, flashy job), but has other qualities, such as a distasteful personality or an appearance that doesn't quite match their photos posted online, that make him or her sexually repellent.
Jake was totally hot on paper - he's an attorney at a big law firm, drives a new BMW convertible, is tall, and in his profile online, looked really cute, with dark, wavy hair. But when I met him in person, his hair had mostly fallen out, and all he could talk about was his psycho ex-girlfriend. Hot on paper, not hot in person!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.