hot on paper

When a person has qualities that would normally be arousing or alluring (good looks, money, expensive car, flashy job), but has other qualities, such as a distasteful personality or an appearance that doesn't quite match their photos posted online, that make him or her sexually repellent.

Jake was totally hot on paper - he's an attorney at a big law firm, drives a new BMW convertible, is tall, and in his profile online, looked really cute, with dark, wavy hair. But when I met him in person, his hair had mostly fallen out, and all he could talk about was his psycho ex-girlfriend. Hot on paper, not hot in person!

by sorkab August 16, 2010

hot paper

Cash

Can't wait for a solid job so I can have a regular washline of hot paper

by beccange September 4, 2017

Hot piece of paper

A really white guy that's hot as crap.

I can't help looking at Johnny, He's a hot piece of paper. ;)

by I'm a real hot piece of paper February 18, 2018

hot piece of paper

A hot guy, usually one of a female's many conquests.

Damn Emily, I saw you with a new hot piece of paper today, you must be a speed reader.

by emilycoo October 11, 2005