hot lincoln

when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)

All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln

by William Goldstein May 13, 2017

Hot Frosty Lincoln

A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln

Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.

by jspyke March 29, 2009