Definitions by jspyke

Hot Frosty Lincoln 

A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln

Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.

Hot Frosty Lincoln by jspyke March 29, 2009