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Hot country mile 

When you fuck a girl in the ass using creamy sausage gravy as lube
I had leftover biscuits and gravy from Cracker Barrel, so I gave my girl a hot country mile.
Hot country mile by Ecksdee.info September 3, 2018

Country Hot

A person who appears to be hot by comparison to other people within a country town; generally full of bogans. Somebody who if found around a city area would not be so appealing, but desired in their hometown due to the lack of attractive country people.
"He's hot, but you know.. he's country hot"
Country Hot by asherleaa April 7, 2008

Summit County Hot 

Used to describe the attractiveness of females in the Summit County, Colorado area. Typically, a female of 8 or more in Summit County will rate a 4 or 5. They are considered attractive due to the lack of women in the county.
Guy A: Dude, I met this BANGIN chick at Cecilia's last night. She was easily a 9.

Guy B: Nah, man, I saw her, she was only Summit County hot.
Summit County Hot by BreckDude October 30, 2011

Calvert County Hot Pocket 

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.
I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026