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Brazilian hot pocket 

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket

Brazilian Hot Pocket 

When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.

Brazilian Hot Mud 

During intercourse, the act of taking a huge shit upon the chest of the other partner. Then, after the shit is complete, the partner who took the dump flips onto their back and lays on top of the shit pile until it is hot to the touch. It may then be used as a lubricant or eaten as a nice filling snack before the climax of the intercourse.
Jane gave me an awesome Brazilian Hot Mud last night! We got so full from eating that shit we couldn't even finish having sex! It was awesome!
Brazilian Hot Mud by Laundro Mat September 10, 2010

Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae 

When your friend gets baited into looking at a definition on my.urbandictionary.com.
Hi Evan, here's your Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae...

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026