Hot Karl
To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.
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hot karl
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:
1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
hot karl by Davyd R. Bard November 5, 2003
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Hot Karl
Hot Karl by Justin Hoffman June 2, 2004
Hot Karl
1)The act of leaving feaces on your partners stomach, chest, mouth area while engaging in sexual activity.
2)The act of pooping in a tube sock and smacking them in the face.
2)The act of pooping in a tube sock and smacking them in the face.
1)While bangin your mom last night i hot karled her face because she wouldn't shut up
2)When this douche bag passes out lets hot karl him in the face
2)When this douche bag passes out lets hot karl him in the face
hot karl
"Hot Karl" is a slang term for sex which involves feces. Such variations of a "Hot Karl" are having a bowel movement in your partner's mouth, the female partner giving the male partner fellatio after he has had anal sex with her, or when a parter has a bowel movement on the other partners stomach (usually, the partner getting boweled on has Saran Wrap on his/her stomach).
Hot Karl
Hot Karl by OtherRealChris March 11, 2003
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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