Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.

You are such a housesexual

by Memesader March 30, 2019

homiesexual

its a sexuality where we homies but it aint gay cause we’re just homies

person1: ay bruh u kiss yo homies gn?
person2: naw thats gay af
person1: nah its js homiesexual ! 👅

by braayy March 1, 2019

homiesexual

when you act 100% gay with your friends but you’re actually straight

tyler: can i tickle your balls real quick?
jackson: no that’s gross!
tyler: don’t worry, it’s homiesexual

by melody money June 23, 2022

Homiesexual

When you got to pull a favor for the boys. Such favors tend to be sexual, but non-homosexual.

Eating your boy's ass ain't homosexual it's homiesexual.

by Papa Wallams October 18, 2017

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is a sexuality, and is related to homosexuality and heterosexuality, you still maintain your heterosexual identity outside of your friendships, but when you’re interacting with your homies, it will be acceptable to make homosexual comments to them. Without the fear of being called gay. People who identify as a homiesexual, is free of using phrases such as “no homo” since their sexuality is already disclosed.

Person1 “Yo, homie! I see yo’ cute ass lookin’ nice and tight today, love you cutie.”
Person2 (Homie) “Aye, thanks homie! Yo’ sexy ass lookin’ fine too ;)”

Person3 (Observing Conversation) “Man, y’all a bunch of homiesexuals!”

by ej-elskakje-dej February 19, 2018

Homiesexual

When your homie does some suspect/gay things but it ain't really gay cause they is your homie.

"Me and my boy are homiesexuals, so that means we can jerk each other off and it won't be gay."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

homiesexual

Homiesexual, a word derived from homosexual. But its gayness with and for the homies. Because this gayness is conducted around and in the homies. It is not gay nor will it ever be. Since your homie, is always a homie and only a homie. You and them cannot be accountable for any actions that may sound gay.

Friend: "Did you jerk Kenny off last night??"
Me: "Yep, but its cool we homiesexual!"
Friend: "Oooh, did y'all say no homo?"
Me: "No need, we wore socks"

by Mr. Casey February 19, 2021