horseflesh 

judging horses

"ask bob, he's the best judge on horseflesh"
"ok"

horseflesh by coolworder:3 January 31, 2025

Horseless Ice Polo 

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.

What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

Horseless Ice Polo by delorean123 June 29, 2011

horsefish 

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

horsefish by robcraine December 20, 2005

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

Horseless Carriage by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

horsefish 

A name for seahorses used by people who forget how to speak sometimes

It's like "neigh!!!!!", but in the sea... What is it called again?... I remember! HORSEFISH!!
I think you mean seahorse

horsefish by YouKnowWhoThisIs 9876 June 23, 2014

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker 

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.

Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker by anonymous March 1, 2021

horseless 

Without a horse.

"Jack was sad because all the other kids had horses but he was horseless.

horseless by Horseless Joe January 2, 2019