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Horse Trade 

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
Horse Trade by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021
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Horse of all trades 

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none
“Im a bit of a horse of all trades

“Huh?”

housetrade 

In-house servant. Slave Someone who waits on you hand and foot for an unspecified amount of time, unless otherwise agreed upon during initial arrangements.
Must not be very verbal for their opinion is not valued, and will cause them to be ejected and replaced with the next housetrade in rotation. Housetrade can be punished for defiance, theivery, fraternizing with other housetrade, and slacking.
Someone who offers a life of servitude, including and not limited to sexual favors for yourself, and anyone else you request, washing, cooking, cleaning, babysitting, etc., in exchange for you gracing them with your mere presence.
I may keep the new housetrade in rotation longer than the last one. He eats a mean cootie, keeps my floors clean enough to eat off of,always has a blurnt rolled, gets my coffee just right in the morning, walks the dog, doesn't shrink my clothes in the laundry, and he licks toes. Damn shame I don't know his name. Oh well. Housetrade! Come make me a sandwich.
housetrade by Crashington Coutois September 3, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008