Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

Hornered by Rocketboy August 4, 2023

Hornered

When someone comes and changes the position of your chair without you knowing.

"Man, this chair feels like it's been hornered."

Hornered by Chelsie1998 August 22, 2023

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

Jack Horner-ed 

The popular children's rhyme reads:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.

The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."

Let's say a young man is watching a Disney movie with a pretty girl he recently met. In the nights prior, they had slowly advanced their degree of sexual activity to a comfortable point. Justly, he felt certain enough of his the budding relationship to share it with other members of his close social group. On this particular night, the man propagates sexual activity. He is excited to realize his partner is also up to the task. As she begins to perform oral sex on him, in fact, near the height of the experience, the young man is alarmed by the presence of a thumb working into his anus. Quickly clinching, hoping to intercept the errant advance, he reaches for his pants and knows he has been Jack Horner-ed.

Jack Horner-ed by AV13 April 20, 2013

hornerdy 

The state of being horny and simultaneously nerdy. I.e. horny nerd

He popped a bone after telling me how sexy I was for talking about quantum physics, he’s unbelievably hornerdy.

hornerdy by StefaniaMariaSinclair December 24, 2017

Hornored

Horny with honor.

"I would be hornored if you let me feck you on your step sisters bed."

Hornored by Mr. Lovee September 7, 2021

Harnered 

A person who carries secrets/physical items and chooses to keep them to themselves till they die.

"he harnered those secrets till he died"

Harnered by Tfjushappened November 10, 2022