Harnered

A person who carries secrets/physical items and chooses to keep them to themselves till they die.

"he harnered those secrets till he died"

by Tfjushappened November 10, 2022

Harpered it

To clog a toilet in a hotel room

"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."

by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009

Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

by gines and hans October 29, 2011

Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 4, 2023

Hornered

When someone comes and changes the position of your chair without you knowing.

"Man, this chair feels like it's been hornered."

by Chelsie1998 August 22, 2023