Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.
"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"
When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.
Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.