horkenbach

Has zero friends because she told them to stay in another state. Doesn’t EVER take her dog out on walks. Constantly getting hammered and forgetting to park her car in the driveway. Untrustworthy daughter. Decent driver, kinda slow. Nicotine addiction. Shit taste in guys. Either always squinting or Asian. Can only eat meat when hammered (yes that kind of meat). Into weird music. Shit taste in movies.

Damn, Horkenbach be bonkers fuck

horkenbach by Dad—Perfecto October 4, 2020

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hollenbach

person who holds people's shoulder as they speak close to him but gives automatic detentions for unsigned documents.

someone strictly erect.

yo man. stop being such a hollenbach.

hollenbach by mario00318 April 18, 2005

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horkenbach • hollenbach • horkenbagel • Hornbacher

horkenbagel

1. see wang

2.can replace any noun when it is unrememberable

1. Do you want to touch my horkenbagel?

2. the, um..the horkenbagel...damnit i cant think of it.

horkenbagel by Travis Willis February 24, 2005

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Hornbacher

Hornbacher; the reed within a air horn

Gosh dam hornbacher is stuck again!

Hornbacher by H.D.I.C. May 29, 2019

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hollenbach

An underactive gay homosexual nazi who has sex with teachers at school.
ZEIG HEIL!!

Dont make me go hollenbach on your ass you stupid hollenbach!

hollenbach by Bon Jovi April 18, 2005

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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