horkenbach

Has zero friends because she told them to stay in another state. Doesn’t EVER take her dog out on walks. Constantly getting hammered and forgetting to park her car in the driveway. Untrustworthy daughter. Decent driver, kinda slow. Nicotine addiction. Shit taste in guys. Either always squinting or Asian. Can only eat meat when hammered (yes that kind of meat). Into weird music. Shit taste in movies.

Damn, Horkenbach be bonkers fuck

horkenbach by Dad—Perfecto October 4, 2020

hollenbach 

person who holds people's shoulder as they speak close to him but gives automatic detentions for unsigned documents.

someone strictly erect.

yo man. stop being such a hollenbach.

hollenbach by mario00318 April 18, 2005

horkenbagel 

1. see wang

2.can replace any noun when it is unrememberable

1. Do you want to touch my horkenbagel?

2. the, um..the horkenbagel...damnit i cant think of it.

horkenbagel by Travis Willis February 24, 2005

Hornbacher 

Hornbacher; the reed within a air horn

Gosh dam hornbacher is stuck again!

Hornbacher by H.D.I.C. May 29, 2019

hollenbach 

An underactive gay homosexual nazi who has sex with teachers at school.
ZEIG HEIL!!

Dont make me go hollenbach on your ass you stupid hollenbach!

hollenbach by Bon Jovi April 18, 2005