Horcruxing

The act of spreading your soul too thin by sleeping with any number of sub-standard babes.

She was a proper scum-bucket, he can't go on horcruxing like that.

Horcruxing by GRAFTERS4LYF July 17, 2011

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Horcruxing

When a man spreads himself too thinly on dating apps, leaving parts of his soul in various young women

"What's Adrian upto?"
"Hes just talking to Amy,Beth,Marie,Katie,Elizabeth,Kirsty,Tammie,Sophie,Sammie,Tracey,Margery...."
"Oh ok, I get it. He's Horcruxing!"

Adrian has been horcruxing too much recently - he is a shell of a man

Horcruxing by TheRealHorcruxer November 16, 2019

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Horcruxing • hororuring

horcruxing

The act of spreading oneself too thinly.

I've totally been horcruxing lately.

horcruxing by Voldomortus March 14, 2012

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hororuring

The action of scaring someone so hard that they live every life in the span of 5 zeptoseconds and come back with a flash of universally overwhelming information. hororuring usually occurs during shock therapy.

Hororuree: "..."
Hororuring Incident Witness: "that guy's just been hororured... I hope he lives for another minute."

hororuring by samalamadoomalamayouassuminima March 27, 2025

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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