hooscal 

A Jail or Correctional Institution

He was arrested and thrown in the hooscal

hooscal by Michelle P February 12, 2006

hooscal 

to masturbate with your feet whilst spreading your buttcheeks open with your hands.

Tom: Man, I wish I could hooscal!

Franklin: Me too, but only monkeys can do it.

hooscal by Planksta Gangsta February 21, 2013

hooskal 

to take without asking and keep

Aaron hooskaled the candy from his favorite teacher's desk.

hooskal by Air-Run February 18, 2008

homoscale 

The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.

Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale

Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your

nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!

homoscale by THENukem August 11, 2011