hooscal

A Jail or Correctional Institution

He was arrested and thrown in the hooscal

by Michelle P February 12, 2006

hooscal

to masturbate with your feet whilst spreading your buttcheeks open with your hands.

Tom: Man, I wish I could hooscal!

Franklin: Me too, but only monkeys can do it.

by Planksta Gangsta February 21, 2013

hooskal

to take without asking and keep

Aaron hooskaled the candy from his favorite teacher's desk.

by Air-Run February 18, 2008

homoscale

The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.

Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale

Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your

nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!

by THENukem August 11, 2011