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hooscal 

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to masturbate with your feet whilst spreading your buttcheeks open with your hands.
Tom: Man, I wish I could hooscal!

Franklin: Me too, but only monkeys can do it.
hooscal by Planksta Gangsta February 21, 2013
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hooscal • homoscale • hooskal

hooskal 

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to take without asking and keep
Aaron hooskaled the candy from his favorite teacher's desk.
hooskal by Air-Run February 18, 2008
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homoscale 

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The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.
Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale

Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your

nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!
homoscale by THENukem August 11, 2011

breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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