homoscale

The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.

Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale

Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your

nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!

by THENukem August 11, 2011

Homosae-PEON

Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches

McKay, fiona, adam, Scott

Each of the above mentioned people is a Homosae-PEON.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Homescapes

A game that is supposedly a Candy Crush ripoff. The game along with Township, Gardenscapes, and Fishdom has been infamously known for having many fake mobile game ads made by Playrix which including myself is pissed off.

(sees an ad)
John: OMG, is that another fake Homescapes ad?
Riley: Yes, I'm happy that the pigeon laughed at Austin!

by Aedyn February 23, 2020

Homoschlager

An alcoholic shot containing 1oz Goldschlager, and 1oz homogenized milk.

Created by a young Surgeon, and first consumed in 2011 by a group of his colleagues / friends at a well known bohemianesque Vancouver establishment.

Although originally believed to be a heinous idea; following the initial consumption the group prepared their pukey faces, but quickly realized the beverage to be much more enjoyable than imaginable. Even the bar keep himself was astonished at how well the Homoschlager tasted.

The Homoschlager is rapidly becoming a favourite across Vancouver's East Side.

"How about a round of Homoschlagers for the boys!"

by Not Dr.X January 29, 2012

hooscal

A Jail or Correctional Institution

He was arrested and thrown in the hooscal

by Michelle P February 12, 2006

Homoselectual

A picky homosexual who chooses his or her sexual partners very carefully.

"Damn homoselectual," John stammered, "What could he see in Ricky that he doesn't see in me? I keep my nuts and ass clean, I suck a mean d__k and I don't have AIDS..."

by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010

homosalivial

When two people have the same saliva, if they are conjoined or if they are twins.

Danny: Then we kissed and a bit of her saliva got in my mouth, it mixed with mine.
Doctor: You were homosalivially bonded, that’s probably how you got hepatitis.

by leche09 December 30, 2018