hooptivity 

Means that something, usually a car, is the most ugliest, craziest thing ever and is usually worse than just a regular hoopty.

That truck has the most hooptivity of a hoopty that I've ever seen!

hooptivity by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

Paranormal Pooptivity 

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

Paranormal Pooptivity by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

hottivity 

a level of superhero like sexyness

Shannon's hotivity tonight has all my blood rushing to my ... when ever she gets close

hottivity by FB February 16, 2005

hoetivity 

Activities of a hoe

I didn't want to go with latisha to the party because there was to much hoetivity going on

hoetivity by swaggyJ January 3, 2015