Hoop Earrings
Hoop Earrings by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 27, 2008
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big hoop earrings
Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.
(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.
big hoop earrings by Woodwork November 23, 2015
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Hoop Earring Theory
Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?
Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.
Mike: What do you mean?
Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.
Mike: What do you mean?
Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
Hoop Earring Theory by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013
Hoop Earring Theory
It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!
Hoop Earring Theory by HoopChick May 18, 2009
Hoop Earring Theory
"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"
Hoop Earring Theory by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008
Hoop earring theory
Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
Hoop earring theory by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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