Hookworms are parasitic worms that eventually cause extreme lethargy and destroy the mind. They are most commonly spread in the south where the poorly educated go barefoot where they take a dump.
Hookworms lost the civil war for the south and helped win the 2016 presidential election.
Situated at the end of a runway is a redbrick housing estate built on a an old marshland which was likely used as a ducks toilet. Young aspirational families move here so they don't have to talk to strangers. Has a big Tesco's.......
"Shall we go to Hookwood?" "Do you mean go to big Tesco's?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'