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hooker shit 

1. a friend who is being a bitch, used in a playful manner, because if you use it seriously...you seem like an dumb ass.
2. a person who is being extremely flirty while appearing to have unclean body parts.
Beth, you hooker shit! Stop embarrasing me, haha!

Ew, look at that hooker shit all over James. You can practically see the fumes coming out of her underwear.

Shit hooker 

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
Shit hooker by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

honkershit 

A deadbeat hood hobo that brags about his/her money, guns, drug abuse, or large privates. Usually classified as fake niggas, honkershits will fight anyone until they get hurt and automatically assume that excessive profanity solves problems. If you desire to find a honkershit just go to any KFC and shout the words “Free chains, watches, and accessories on supremepatty.com just pull up.”
These honkershits really out here wildin.

Hooked the shits 

To get explosive diarrhea.
I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.
Hooked the shits by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

hookerspit 

A foul mixture usually comprised of at least two of the following, Gingivitis, semen, kool-aid, weed, blood, etc
Aaron: I really need to get the taste of hookerspit out of my mouth.

Neil: ... I don't think I want to be friends anymore.
hookerspit by bahremon2170 June 2, 2009

Hookershit 

its a nickname you call one of your bestfriends jokingly. Made up by Rachel Foster in Spring, Texas in the summer of 2008.
Hey Hookershit! What are you up too?
Hookershit by Raera3!! November 11, 2009
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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