hoof pussy 

another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god's hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.

ma'am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your snatch crack you sicko. i can't even enjoy this BLT looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh

hoof pussy by chad yazzells August 14, 2005

pussy-on-the-hoof 

An easy lay, a nymph, a female who just can't get enough dick...any time any where any way.

Say did you fuck Jane, wow so did I, so did he, and so did she...with a dildo. She is just pussy-on-the-hoof.

pussy-on-the-hoof by BarZ December 9, 2008

puss on the hoof 

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

puss on the hoof by McGspot January 21, 2017

hoopussy

A pussy that is completely stretched out, so much so it makes a hollow whistling noise

Oh yeah, she must have a hoopussy.

hoopussy by Doctor Donkey June 5, 2011