Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

Hood Job by BearAKA March 4, 2013

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hood job

A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.

Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.

hood job by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010

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Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

Hood job by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

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hoodjob

A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)

1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3

hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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