A female (male - Hoodson) (non gender binary - Hoodkid) child who, by virtue of residential proximity, affection, and/or family association, has spent so much time in your care, they are essentially your child.
When we moved out of the suburbs, we fell in love with city life, but we miss our hooddaughter, Allie Cheyenne, so much.
My hoodson is graduating from college next week, so I'm going to need the day off of work.
It takes a village to raise a child, and that's why we have so many hoodkids on our block.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!