hood county

This is about the worst place to live, and the length of the sentences the judges here give. fifty years to people for an empty scrape bag,or two years at a state jail for a pack of zig-zags. But it ain't just the law, it's most of the town, cause when they go to jail, they take everyone down. Then once your in there, they sneak like a mouse, and talk shit to your girl while they steal from your house. No loyalty here, these people are bad. Its not very funny, its terribly sad. Someone you've grown up with, known your whole life, you go to jail for three days, and they're banging your wife, Or confide something in them, you want nobody to know, Hell, they'll tell it all, just to impress some hoe. When an old friend shows up and needs a big loan, and it comes time to pay, they have trouble their phone. Can't seem to answer, phone doesnt seem to work, they think they look cool, while we all know they're jerks. So if you thinks life's bad, trouble with ex's...?, just move on down here to hood county granbury, tx. Bring your whole family, mainly your wife...we'll all turn her out, while you go to prison for life.

By Adam H.

Hood county I would but its the county of hood...

hood county by "mule" August 13, 2018

hoodcountry 

A person raised or enveloped in small town/rural Georgian culture. A little bit country, a little bit hood.

Originated in Georgia but expanded to other southern states with the inclusion of ghetto subculture by poor young white people.

He's hoodcountry, he'll pull up in his truck 'n just start throwin' hands.

They live out in hoodcountry, it's a whole new type of hick out there.

hoodcountry by pecanportapotty May 1, 2023

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022