hoobis

something crazy; cool; epic activity

"dude last night we went to this epic party!"
"bro that's so hoobis"

by hoobis July 4, 2021

Hoovishly

What I foolishly believe to be upon the get high road

With all relative certitudiness I hoovishly spooge my ebonix over the interwebs

by casper will cock for food June 11, 2013

hootis

noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.

"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.

by 007Girl February 3, 2010

hobiscuit

One who partakes in acts generally associated with the ideology of ho-dom. A term of endearment which consists of a shortening of home-skillet biscuit, usually a female teenager named Allison who likes to pick lint.

Allison- "You suck" >=)

You- "Yeah, well you're a lint-picking hobiscuit!" >=D

Allison- "Well you........suck..." /:

You- (:

by Xx$(|$$0R|-|@|\||)$xX July 11, 2010

hoobin doobin

When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied

Dude 1: Dude, last night was like I dont know.

Dude 2: Dude it was fuking hoobin doobin

by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009

hoobs

Helena Bonham Carter's boobs

Tim Burton gets the hoobs.

by Helenaisgod May 7, 2011

hoobaskank

Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.

Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****

by flydezine July 27, 2008