Hond

Hond describes anyone who is rated as below 2/10 for physical attractiveness. They can also be described as a mess, stinky, generally ugly.

An example of a hond in the Cheltenham area is James Geagan...if you know James Geagan then you know a hond.

Ahhh mate she must be a 1/10 at best...definitely a hond

that hond has ruined my zuba

Hond by Zuba123 May 24, 2011

Hond

Derived from a South African word for "dog". A very good experience or a very cool person.

Tonight was hond.
That guy was hond.

Hond by Wolfieisaninja February 15, 2019

Laffe Hond

Usually a male person who is a coward, but in a pleasant way. The typical Laffe Hond enjoys being called one and is proud to be a coward. Other behavior typical to a Laffe Hond is to provoke agression and hide when it gets dangerous.

The word is of dutch origin and literally means Cowardly Dog.

I am such a Laffe Hond, when JH was sleeping in his tent I threw corn-plants at it until he went really mad, then i hid in the bushes.

- You seem to be proud of it!

Laffe Hond by Laffe Hond July 6, 2010

Vuil hond 

The act of defecating in bed and barking like a dog. Typically performed as foreplay to set a romantic mood.

Jane was not in the mood so Peter performed a vuil hond and her panties dropped.

Vuil hond by KarateKallie January 20, 2023

Ghroot hond 

N persoon met gees groter as n pothole. Mal. Maller. Ghroot hond. Amper soos Eben Etzebeth maar net beter.

Bliksem, Tamlyn is n ghroot hond. Sy het 20 buffels in een aand geskiet.

Ghroot hond by Lekkerkrekker December 9, 2023

hondose 

A low dose of hormones (like 2 mg estrogen and 50 mg spiro) in a transgender woman that produces inadequate suppression of testosterone and feminization and causes them to look like a hon. Also: hondosed, hondosing.

Ashley's dumbass endo hondosed her for 3 years so she still has high testosterone and looks like a man.

hondose by Violet890 August 19, 2021

Beaverton Honda 

An auto dealership located on Canyon road in Beaverton Oregon that doesn't pay their employees what they deserve.

I sure like working as a sales person but I can't afford to go out tonight. I work at Beaverton Honda

Beaverton Honda by Jesse69 July 30, 2009