Hond

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Hond describes anyone who is rated as below 2/10 for physical attractiveness. They can also be described as a mess, stinky, generally ugly.

An example of a hond in the Cheltenham area is James Geagan...if you know James Geagan then you know a hond.

Ahhh mate she must be a 1/10 at best...definitely a hond

that hond has ruined my zuba

Hond by Zuba123 May 24, 2011

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Hond

Derived from a South African word for "dog". A very good experience or a very cool person.

Tonight was hond.
That guy was hond.

Hond by Wolfieisaninja February 15, 2019

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Laffe Hond

Usually a male person who is a coward, but in a pleasant way. The typical Laffe Hond enjoys being called one and is proud to be a coward. Other behavior typical to a Laffe Hond is to provoke agression and hide when it gets dangerous.

The word is of dutch origin and literally means Cowardly Dog.

I am such a Laffe Hond, when JH was sleeping in his tent I threw corn-plants at it until he went really mad, then i hid in the bushes.

- You seem to be proud of it!

Laffe Hond by Laffe Hond July 6, 2010

Vuil hond

The act of defecating in bed and barking like a dog. Typically performed as foreplay to set a romantic mood.

Jane was not in the mood so Peter performed a vuil hond and her panties dropped.

Vuil hond by KarateKallie January 20, 2023

Ghroot hond

N persoon met gees groter as n pothole. Mal. Maller. Ghroot hond. Amper soos Eben Etzebeth maar net beter.

Bliksem, Tamlyn is n ghroot hond. Sy het 20 buffels in een aand geskiet.

Ghroot hond by Lekkerkrekker December 9, 2023

hondose

A low dose of hormones (like 2 mg estrogen and 50 mg spiro) in a transgender woman that produces inadequate suppression of testosterone and feminization and causes them to look like a hon. Also: hondosed, hondosing.

Ashley's dumbass endo hondosed her for 3 years so she still has high testosterone and looks like a man.

hondose by Violet890 August 19, 2021

Beaverton Honda

An auto dealership located on Canyon road in Beaverton Oregon that doesn't pay their employees what they deserve.

I sure like working as a sales person but I can't afford to go out tonight. I work at Beaverton Honda

Beaverton Honda by Jesse69 July 30, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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