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Hond describes anyone who is rated as below 2/10 for physical attractiveness. They can also be described as a mess, stinky, generally ugly.

An example of a hond in the Cheltenham area is James Geagan...if you know James Geagan then you know a hond.
Ahhh mate she must be a 1/10 at best...definitely a hond

that hond has ruined my zuba
by Zuba123 May 01, 2011
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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The mispronunciation of the word "Hands"
generally said by foreigners from Ireland.
Foreigner: Hey my honds are dirty
Me: your what?
Foreigner: my honds... their dirty..
Me: LOL.
Foreigner: what?
Me: what.
Foreigner: Why.
me: why?!
Foreigner: because..
me: why..
Foreigner: because!
me: what?
by What why because January 12, 2012
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Derived from a South African word for "dog". A very good experience or a very cool person.
Tonight was hond.
That guy was hond.
by Wolfieisaninja February 15, 2019
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