The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in
300 B.C....
From His
Divine Pantlegs
came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this
day, He watches over us, His
children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.