homopants
way to go, homopants
homoantiqophobe
These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.
"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.
homoantiqophobe by running out of patience April 19, 2008
Related Words
homopants • Homepants • homopath • hampants • hoepants • Homoans • homopathetic • Haopantshianity • Holypants • Homoantagonist
homoantipathy
The complete utter hate and disgust towards faggots. Those sissy liberal meat munching faggots. Those skittle people. Those pedophiles.
“Hey mum, look at that stinky fucken disgrace of a fkn human fagboy over there.”, “son, I’m glad you’ve learnt to embrace your homoantipathy.”
homoantipathy by TheMinziBasher6809 September 12, 2023
Spongebong Hemppants
Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005
Homoantagonist
1: Omg my parents are homoantagonists.
2: you mean homophobe?
1: No, they are aware and understand gayism, but they hate it because it's not christian.
2: i'm your parent now.
2: you mean homophobe?
1: No, they are aware and understand gayism, but they hate it because it's not christian.
2: i'm your parent now.
Homoantagonist by art_of_the_rc May 7, 2020
Haopantshianity
A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.
Then, in 300 B.C....
From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.
Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.
The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.
He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...
From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.
And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
Haopantshianity by haopantsian October 1, 2008
Hotpants McGee
The act of crapping in your significant other's pants after sex. Usually followed with the exclamation, "Oh No! Hotpants McGee is here!"
Hotpants McGee by Snagger March 6, 2008