holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013

holy guacamole

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019

holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 03, 2009

holy guacamole

A shocking surprise that is preposterous.

Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!

by Massiveturd December 20, 2009

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 05, 2012

holy guacamole

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"

Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."

by chad900 August 28, 2013

Holy Guacamole

A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment.

A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.

Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself!

Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.

by -LSD- August 22, 2010