A person who does and believes what there parents who are hollyrollys tell them to do and believe and never think for themselves ever. They also never have any fun at all and never have sex or drink ever and most of them are so ignort of it they don't EVEN KNOW WHAT A PUSSY LOOKS LIKE.
To have ones feed "blown up" by a valient Holy Roller seeking complete digital dominance over one's wall and mini feed; these holy rollers yeild punishment only in the case of unconditional surrender by the victim.
"Yeah bro he put that as his status like thrity minutes ago! Yeah, look, ill show you right now... What the hell? What are all these comments from Zack, Matt, Adam and Jarrod on my wall for? I can't get anything done! I'm drowning in notifications! My social networking capabilities are crippled! I'm being holyrolled! Nooooooo!" - unsuspecting facebook user
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.