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adjective used by filthy bitter pre-pubescent little boys, ashamed and embarrased that they will never grow penises. It is commonly used to disguise a broad jealousy for real men who take responsibility for their own lives, instead of sponging off mummy and daddy until their microscopic dicks shrivel up.
1) I wish I had enough Hollocks to be a Real man like luigi.

2)If only I had something better to do other than make up words like Hollocks, or play on my computer.

3) Hollocks! They won't let me in Cafe nero because unaccompanied children rnt allowed. Oh and, I wish I was Luigi.
hollocks by I wish i was Luigi April 5, 2005
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Hollock Day 

This 'holiday' began on Socom II (EU) by the clan EHS. Hollock day is on the 9th of January, this day is very special for some people, it's like Christmas, but when you're not allowed to piss people off on hollock day, your hollock day is ruined, Created by MISTER PIGGY and Slayerke!
Happy Hollock Day EHS !
Have a Happy Hollock Day
Hollock Day by Christophe F July 31, 2008
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