Hold my dick
A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.
Hold my dick by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011
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hold my dick
guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*
hold my dick by 'bouttogodown April 9, 2011
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Hold My Dick by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010
Hold my dick
similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'
Hold my dick by The Sensation of YHS June 29, 2011
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Hold my dick by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
could not hold that dick up my ass any longer
phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
could not hold that dick up my ass any longer by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010
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