Hogwart

Smother a troll in chocolate

The billionaire hosted a social media show to trigger the former Legendary employee into Hogwarting all over it. Instead the Hogwart used his mania to find a cure for his mania and then shared it on Urban Dictionary, much like a kiss with a fist. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate without milk (i.e _no calcium) as a mood stabilizer, helping to face any troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about in afterthought. nARkwS. x

Hogwart by nARkwS January 27, 2019

hogwart

Smother a troll in chocolate

The billionaire hosted a social media show to trigger the former Legendary employee into Hogwarting all over it. Instead the Hogwart used his mania to find a cure for his mania and then shared it on Urban Dictionary, much like a kiss with a fist. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate without milk (i.e _no calcium) as a mood stabilizer, helping to face any troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about in afterthought. nARkwS. x

hogwart by nARkwS January 27, 2019

hogwart

Defend yourself from a cyberbully by eating cocoa

The billionaire hosted a social media show to trigger the former Legendary employee into Hogwarting all over it. Instead the Hogwart used his mania to find a cure for his mania and then shared it on Urban Dictionary, much like a kiss with a fist. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate without milk (i.e _no calcium) as a mood stabilizer, helping to face any troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about in afterthought.

hogwart by nARkwS January 27, 2019

Hogwart

When she binge watches Harry Potter with you all day and y'all pull out magic wants so y'all decide to f* and she smells like under cooked bacon.

I called out of work tomorrow so we can hogwart

Hogwart by gemz828 March 25, 2025

Hogwart

When she binge watches Harry Potter with you all day and y'all pull out your magic wants and decide to f* and she smells like under cooked bacon

I called out of work tomorrow so we can both hogwart

Hogwart by gemz828 March 25, 2025

Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.

Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.

Hogwart's Express by Headmaster Atlus January 8, 2010

Hogwart's stew

Harry Potter's testicles, Ron's ginger pubes, and Hermione's queef juice. Usually, this stew is served at the annual meetings of the Death Eaters.

Snape: Man, this Hogwart's stew is the shit. Dumbledore would have loved it if i wouldn't have killed him.

Death Eater: Whoa man that is some good Hogwart's stew. They must have added Hagrid jizz.

Hogwart's stew by wylderheard April 24, 2010